Mr. Sound Cloud, former Owner and CEO of SoundCloud has been trending around the world on various platforms due to recent allegations claiming "He is not even a cloud".
Ever since Sound was born at the ripe age of 36, it was considered common knowledge that he was born with a condition that made him evaporate into a cloud that was able to make impressive sounds. This is what helped him amass a large following and kickstart his now successful company SoundCloud. Many of these alleged whistleblowers stories align without little to no discrepancies.
"Mr. Cloud was never even born a cloud. He was born as a normal Character and has lived a lie ever since he started gaining a following on social media" - Anonymous whistleblower, 15th of January 202
4 Although Mr. Cloud originally dismissed and completely denied these "outrageous" claims. However, as multitudes of evidence arrives nearly every few hours, Mr. Cloud has been asked to make an official statement on national Television. This is a transcript of a section of his statement:
"I must deny these allegations... For the most part. Although I was born a cloud, and lived happily in the sky when I originally founded my company, I have to admit I've been keeping a secret to keep my public image as pristine as possible. 4 years ago, I condensed. I was no longer a cloud, and it hurt me mentally and physically. I've been trying to recover ever since, although we have been taking our time with my recovery."
This has calmed down a majority of the audience, although some whistleblowers still claim that this statement on its own is still a lie to maintain his public image. They claim he never evaporated in the first place.
People have claimed they are planning to take this to court, although none have been proven as true as of now. If one of them will succeed and proceed to court, we might find out once and for all - Was Mr. Cloud ever a cloud? This answer would become clear in front of a judge, so stay tuned for updates!
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