10: Meta
This company makes most of its profits from selling user data to advertisers. With all of its forms of revenue, it has made $20 this year and counting.
9: RobTop Games
The developers of Geometry Dash are nobody to scoff at. Since the game launched in 2013, they've made over $21 million, $2.16 million of those being from this year.
8: Yahoo!
Being the leading search engine for over 20 years straight, it's no surprise that Yahoo! has squeezed a spot in the top 10. With the ads they show on their front page, they've made $40 billion this year.
7: Shmooblers United
This is the leading company in Fueling Innovation. Their Quantum Research Division alone has made $200,000 this year, with the companies total gross revenue totaling to $40.1 billion in 2023.
6: Walmart
This company practically prints money! Serving over 35 million customers every day. Unfortunately, there is a big problem with shoplifting at Walmart, cutting the profits down by nearly $800 billion every year, leaving them with only $100 billion profit.
5: X (Formerly Twitter) (Xitter)
This company was a strong contender for 1st place at the start of the year. However, since Elon Musk took over the company, they have made only $15. This sudden stop in revenue has them making only $150 billion.
4: Evil Corp
This company makes most of its money from theft. Famously, they stole a gold brick out of Fort Knox, and stole $800 billion dollars worth of merchandise from Walmart. They have yet to be arrested, as it is hard to argue with $800 billion worth of merchandise. This year, they have made $800 billion.
3: McDonald's
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2: Amazon
This company revolutionized online shopping, not only making it accessible, but also quite common! with the combined revenue from Amazon Prime subscriptions as well as purchases, Amazon has made over $2000 billion dollars this year.
1: shmooblesworld.com
This company is the most popular website on the internet, according to a study from MIT. One anonymous user said, "I can't stand to go a day without shmooblesworld.com! It's all that keeps me going!". This website makes profits exclusively from donations. Since its founding in September 2023, it has made over $400 trillion.
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